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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

Kroger faces massive worker walkout, closed stores - TheStreet

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Can Ukraine make nuclear weapons?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

NASA Releases Its Clearest Mars Images Yet – 140 Million Miles Away, And Everyone’s Noticing The Same Strange Thing - Indian Defence Review

Still no good.

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

AI Experts say that, "with the advancement of AI, humans will stop coding within a few years." How much do you think this is true?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Amazon launches new R&D group focused on agentic AI and robotics - TechCrunch

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Only 1,280 Survived: The Near-Extinction Event That Nearly Wiped Out Humanity 1 Million Years Ago - The Daily Galaxy

Hysterias & Posteriors

Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

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Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

Apple's Terminal App Gets Colorful Redesign in macOS Tahoe - MacRumors

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

NCAA approves multiple major rule changes in men's college basketball - On3.com

Then came..

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Guy Hears Cries During Hailstorm — Then Saves An Entire Family - The Dodo - For Animal People

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